Tuesday, July 13, 2010

People we can all aspire to: The Techno Viking

Germany's 2000 occurrence of Fuckparade, Berlin's counterculture alternative protest to its yearly "Love Parade", saw an entirely unique anomaly on a scale never again attainable in the future of human kind. Fuckparade is known for it's techno and Drum n' Bass beats echoing from parked vans and 3rd story sound systems, during which those protesting the heavily commercialized Love Parade can choose to express themselves through dance in honor of Berlin's true soul.

In 2000, a relatively minor altercation began when a bluehaired raver found herself in the path of a Dionysian stumble. The drunk would not back off and something sinister seemed in the making however, a miracle came to pass. A man, nay, a demi-god, to this day known only as Techno Viking split the altercation up and sent the wayward drunk on his way with a menacing stare that could make Chuck Norris soil his umpteenth degree blackbelt. The Techno Viking then proceeded to dance his way down the street in a manner I will leave it to the video to describe. Regardless he, represents something we can all look up to, demonstrating his candid chivalry, stalwart uprightness and a desire to dance no matter how absurd one's move set may be.

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