Techno Comments

Youtube comments have always provided an avenue for venting one's unfiltered steam of consciousness or general feelings on a specific subject. Mutual appreciators of a certain video have a unique opportunity to broadcast their thoughts in an unbiased, like-minded environment of relative anonymity. Obviously the haters of the world will always opt for a verbal defenestration of whatever comes their way is anyone's guess, (I imagine Freudian butt piracy or some such but that will be the topic of another post) but that hasn't stopped many a fan from posting his or her honest thoughts. I offer you a small sample gleaned from a quick glance through several of my favorite Techno/Trance/Rave tunes:

Infected Mushroom - Vicious Delicious - "Heavyweight"
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXjNB43WRBk)
"Many times on very high cocktails of drugs I have had psychosis to this track. Like pure brain error. "
"Baked or fucked up drunk, what matters is that this is a modern symphony "
"Listening to this if like having a fight against your body to avoid cumming. But at the end you will cum and wet your pants....no matter what you do..... "

DJ Tiesto - "Adajio for strings"
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcrN06Oo4so)
"Id be fuckin rolling face here holy shit. AMAZING!!! "
"i just shpunkened everywhere!"
"this guy is awesome!!! ahhh fuck i think i just skeeted in my jeans!! :-0 "

Armin Van Buuren - "Imagine"
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGC-rhzXg70)
"The part with piano was like bullets to my mind :O Armin 4 Life !"
"Relaxed, Hands in the air, Let Go, Embrace, Love, Laugh, Dance, No Stress, No Worry, Release, Washed up in clear water of music that comes from Armin Van Buuren"

Now don't get me wrong, I love my Trance as much as the next Eurotrashophile in line however, these people experience music on a totally different plane than I do. I feel like I've spent my whole life on my 13-speed schwinn, assuming hitting 50 on a steep downhill was the climax the world was built for, then having some scatter-brained technofreak scream by me with an intercontinental ballistic missile rammed up his ass exclaiming, "PURE BRAIN ERROR! I JUST SKEETED MY JEANS".
I take my musical taste seriously enough to consider myself more than your typical dilettante however, it appears my knowledge is not the shortcoming in my musical experience but rather the physical acceptance and resulting expression. I have been privy to many a mind-bending musical experience but never to the jean shpunkening level these listeners seem to enjoy their tunes.